once you get to know them
At least I’m not boarding in a C group…
I could totally pass for an unaccompanied minor, right? I look like I’m between the ages of 5 and 11.
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
Wait…but I actually did the same exact thing. Seriously.
“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me
“just chill out” wow whered my anxiety go?
“why don’t you see that you’re beautiful” now my self esteem’s completely fixed thanks.
“just stop feeling sad” holy fuck you just cured my crippling depression!
“just eat” oh thank you so much, you’ve cured my anorexia
“don’t worry all your friends love you” Gee thanks! No more worries here.
Just to be sure, it would be completely ridiculous of me to upgrade my boarding on an hour and a half long flight for $40, right?
I must say, Modern Vampires of the City is the most calming, music to travel to.
My least favorite sound is the high pitched squeal of the airport trolley things. It’s unbearable.
Dear Travel Gods
Thank you for sending a very attractive women’s sports team of some sort on a flight this morning as well. It is making this wait in the airport 50x more pleasant.
Do you ever get so uncomfortable that no amount of stretching or changing positions helps?
Someone please kill me (or give me a full body massage. Whatever is easier.)
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
Stephen Scobie, on the Naropa Institute’s 1994 tribute to Allen Ginsberg (via thisisendless)
I’m just frozen. Absences of women in history don’t “just happen,” they are made.