March 2012
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trolllinginthedeep:
do you ever get so mad that you need to sing about it and pound your fists on a golf course
danielradass:
“no, i love you, hanschen. as i have never loved anyone.”
“and so you should.”
qurrrrl, you so sassy.
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum wants to ask someone to the Yule ball, but they’re already going with Cedric Diggory.
The Hunger Games summarized by someone who has...
stopitsgingertime:
the world of Panem is half underwater because past humans were stupid
the only way to survive in this crapsack world is to win THE HUNGER GAMES!!!!
so Katniss, a cool archer girl with a stupid name volunteers as a tribute to go to the capitol city and fight other children
so does similarly stupidly-named resident baker Peeta (last name may or may not be “Bread”)
a really...
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You know who I love?
mrsjasonsegel:
Julie Andrews.
Julie, Fucking, Andrews.
Julie, I look better than you even though I am 76 years old, Andrews.
Julie, I am both Mary Poppins, Maria Von Trapp and the Queen of Genovia, Andrews.
Julie, Queen of EVERYTHING, Andrews.
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The Blind Banker: A Summary
Dogged Nice Guy: radiating unrequited love
Soo Lin: Please stop standing outside my flat at midnight with a boombox. The neighbours complain.
~LATER TIME~
Soo Lin: packing up
OMINOUS RUSTLING
Statue: boo you whore
Soo Lin: MOTHER OF GOD
-THEME MUSIC BREAKING IT DOWN-
John: I gon buy me some lettuce
Checkout: lolno
-221B-
Sherlock casually having a late morning near death experience with an armed assailant in his own flat
-SHOPS-
John: work, you box of crap
Checkout: hell nah bitch no lettuce for you
John: WHORE OF A THING fuck this I'm out keep the fucking lettuce
Checkout: VICTORY FOR MY PEOPLE
-BACK AT HOME-
John: honey I'm home
Sherlock: oh hello John I was just reading this book hmm yes where are the groceries
John: fucken chip and pin machines
Sherlock: ... I see.
John: listen Sherlock this is really out of character for me which shows kind of how desperate I am but if you could lend me a couple of fivers -
Sherlock: let's go to the bank
John: that was quick
-BANK-
Sebastian: Hi, I'm a douchebag
Sherlock: This is my -
John: I'M NOT HIS BOYFRIEND
Sebastian: Yeah lol no one would want to be his boyfriend
Sebastian: We all hated him in uni
Sebastian: ahaha what a freak right
Sherlock:
Sebastian: so buddy help me out here
-cctv time-
Sebastian: weird as fuck right
Sherlock: dancing
John: at least I get money woah there are a lot of zeroes there
-VAN COON'S APARTMENT-
Sherlock: HAY GURL HAY SO LOL I LEFT MY KEYS IN MY FLAT COULD YOUR GORGEOUS SELF BUZZ ME UP
Woman: sounds legit
Sherlock: invetigation in progress
John: let me in, you dick
Sherlock: Ooh, a dead body! I CALL IT
-CALL IN THE POLICE-
Dimmock: Lestrade was eating a bagel so they sent me instead
Sherlock: what
Dimmock: -authoritative glare-
Sherlock: who does this bitch think he is
Dimmock: obviously this is a suicide
Sherlock: Obviously you're an idiot
Dimmock: what
Sherlock: more dancing
John: I have no explanation or apology for my friend's behaviour
-CLASSY RESTAURANT-
Sebastian: you just ruined the punchline of my Japanese golfer joke
Sherlock: Seb a guy just got killed
Sebastian: searching for a fuck to give
John: what a wanker
-GETTING A JOB AND A GIRL AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE I'M JOHN WATSON-
Sarah: giggling and twisting my hair round my finger
John: boooobbs
-221B-
Sherlock: WHERE WERE YOU
John: ...out
Sherlock: I NEEDED A PEN
Sherlock: "SHE" WHO IS "SHE"
Sherlock: IS THAT WOMAN I SMELL ON YOU
-POLICE STATION-
Dimmock: no way is voldemort back
Sherlock: are you shitting me how dumb are you
John: listen up you dumb fuck people are getting murdered
Dimmock: pics or it didn't happen
-INVESTIGATING-
Sherlock: codes library advice
Happy-slapping hoodie with ASBOS and ringtones: nope. SHIT COPS
John: wait what
cops: caught you bitch
-LATER-
John: sherlock you are the worst friend ever
Sherlock: shush John I'm thinking about murder
John: verbal keysmash of rage
Sherlock: that's cute now come and help me with shit
-more investigating-
YOU WANT LUCKY CAT? TEN POUN' ONLY TEN POUN' VERY CHEEAAAP
Sherlock: smugglers
John: I need food
Sherlock: dancing around a flat
John: HEY I'M SHERLOCK HOLMES AND I'M A MASSIVE DICKHEAD
Assailant: ninja attack
Sherlock: choking - not breathing
John: OH MY GOD SHERLOCK YOU ARE SUCH A DOUCHEBAG
-TRAIN TRACKS-
John: SHERLOCK I FOUND CODES shit where did they go
Sherlock: DANCE WITH ME
John: sherlock this has to stop -
Sherlock: IT'S FOR SCIENCE
John: sherlock if we danced together it would be gay, they'd never make that canon, I mean dancing in a ballroom in formal gear in the middle of a case and in plain sight of everyone else, that would NEVER HAPPEN
-MUSEUM-
Soo Lin: suttering heavy accented speech about smuggling rings and codes in books
NOISE OUTSIDE WHICH INDICATES SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE IN THIS SCENE
Sherlock: RUNNING
John: Sherlock get your arse back here
Soo Lin: dead
Sherlock: ok we need books
-BOOKS-
John: I need sleep oh fuck work
Sarah: that was unprofessional
John: I'll make it up to you with a date
Sarah: SURE
-221B-
John: I have a date!
Sherlock: I didn't know we were going out tonight
John: no Sherlock just
John: no
-CIRCUS-
Sherlock: Hello I'm John's other sexual partner
Sarah: what
Sherlock: I meant flatmate. Flatmate is the thing I meant.
John: sherlock please just fuck off and let me get sex
CHINESE SPEAR TRICKERY
Sherlock: snooping around backstage
NINJA ATTACK
Sarah: BEATS THAT GUY THE FUCK UP WITH MOTHERFUCKING LEAD PIPING
-221b-
Sarah: I'm hungry
John: me too
Sherlock: I COULD BE HUNGRY IF I WANTED TO BE
Sarah: what's this?
Sherlock: I COULD HAVE BOOBS IF I WANTED
Sarah: just pointing out something that Sherlock Holmes didn't notice
sherlock:
Sherlock: bitch
Chinese man: KIDNAPPING
Sherlock: JOOOOOHHHHNNNNN
-TUNNEL-
General: GIVE US THE PIN MOTHERFUCKER
John: what
General: YES SHERLOCK HOLMES WE HAVE YOU NOWWW
John: what
General: FINE WE'LL JUST KILL YOUR GIRLFRIEND
John: WHAT
Sherlock: sup bitches
INTENSE FIGHTING AND NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE
Sarah: crying
John: I promise I'll pay for the therapy
-domestic breakfast at 221B-
Sherlock: jade pin smuggling ring
John: foooood
-ELSEWHERE-
General: sorry I fucked up
Mysterious antagonist: that's sweet but I'm still killing you. SEB, GET ON IT
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Leo Bersani is Snarky
“Are there more decent heterosexuals around, heterosexuals who don’t awaken a passionate yearning not to share the same planet with them?”
-Is the Rectum a Grave (An article about promiscuity in the male homosexual community from the 1980s)
godspard:
Which Disney Movies Have You Seen?
CLASSIC DISNEY
[ x ] 101 Dalmatians (1961)
[ x ] Alice in Wonderland (1951)
[ x ] Bambi (1942)
[ x ] Cinderella (1950)
[ x ] Dumbo (1941)
[ x ] Fantasia (1940)
[ x ] Lady and the Tramp (1955)
[ x ] Mary Poppins (1964)
[ x ] Peter Pan (1953)
[ x ] Pinocchio (1940)
[ x ] Sleeping Beauty (1959)
[ x ] Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
...
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Anonymously try to seduce me.
Just a thought
theresaplastictree:
if Fred & George had the map for years, how did they not notice that there was a man named Peter sleeping in Ron’s bed every night.
or did they just not want to ask or
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onlyslightly:
damnedfoolishthing:
That sad moment you realize that Rick Santorum is not just a punchline for jokes but a real candidate for president who has an actual chance of winning
Denying that this is really happening.
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The Hunger Games fandom: next week asdfghjklasdfghjkjhgfdsasdfgh
Doctor Who fandom: is it autumn yet? sdfghjklkjhgfdsa
Sherlock fandom: ... next year. welp.
Tolkien fandom: you have no idea...
Potter fandom: never again.....
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dustydeath:
atticus-fiinch:
“The radical feminists succeeded in undermining the traditional family and convincing women that professional accomplishments are the key to happiness.”
—
Rick Santorum (via ricksantorum-2012)
WE SUCCEEDED??!?!?! :)
My dearest friend Allyson,
THAT IS THE MOST AMAZING GIF I HAVE EVER SEEN!
Love,
Me
P.S. We WILL take over the world and...
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Empathy Test →
beccabooface:
kupcakesandklainebows:
cutiepye:
ianisourqueen:
kyssthis16:
cupcakesdreams:
imperfectyetflawless:
cupcakesdreams:
imperfectyetflawless:
madamshakesalot:
fiercecocoqueen:
helloitsmeagainsorry:
0 - 32 = low (most people with Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism score about 20) 33 - 52 = average (most women score about 47 and most men score about 42) 53 - 63 is...
Non Tumblr Friend Submission #3
project527:
Chris,
Forgive me for using your birthday video as a confessional. A Facebook friend told me about this project and I wanted to let you know how much your work has meant to me and my family.
As a father, I try to stay aware of what my children are being exposed to. When my kids first started watching Glee, I was dubious to say the least. I was convinced that I would hate the show...
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The weather is so pretty right now...
…and it’s inspiring me to dress pretty, but I wore my only pretty, blouse-y shirt yesterday……..
